Corrupt a Wish

I believe we all know how to do this.


I wish for a grenade.

Granted, but it damages your house

I wish for chocolate.

Granted, but it's poisoned.


I wish for more money!

Granted, but you spend it all on one thing

I wish for a new manga

Granted,but half of the pages are gone.

I wish I had cheese.

granted but as soon as you get it it's rotten.

I wish for... a new chance for my midterm.

Granted, but it gets cancelled.


I wish for a taco.

Granted,but instead of whatever you wanted in it,there's a rat.




I wish for a new video game.

granted, but I take the game.

I wish I didn't have to go to tennis class.

granted, but you have to go do a college midterm

I wish for...a chicken nugget.

granted but it's brocolli.

I wish to sleep longer today.

Granted,but in your dreams,you see Jeff The Killer.

I wish I had a social life.

Granted but you feel like your missing something

I wish for a vaccation

Granted, but it's to New Jersey{Oh yes, it sucks here}


I wish...FOR THIS SITE TO BE ACTIVE!

Granted.. but it's made active by a thousand of ME!!!!

I wish... I could go get HULU plus :/

*Hiatari...that would be awesome actually XD*

Granted, but you get Netflix{Which is better in my opinion}


I wish...for Narnia.

It's what I planned to do anyways xD
But I've already got Netflix, and I can watch FT on HULU

Granted, but you're killed by it's inhabitants
I wish to be a Fire Dragon Slayer

Granted, but you're stuck at a burger king.


I wish for....PASSION AND ROMANCE!

granted but then its not what you intended it too be

I wish for chocolate candy bars and ice cold water

Granted, they explode.


I wish for...noodles.

Granted,someone eats your noodles.

I wish for a new phone.

Granted, but....but, actually. Grants Wish without catch.


I wish for money.

granted but only you can hear the words as everyone else goes deaf from the sound of your voice on contact.

i wish i had a lifetime supply of the Ganja (Kush)